Monday, June 26, 2006

this just in

I've officially lost my mind. In the past week, I have applied for positions with two former U.S. Presidents and the richest man in America. Despite some of this year's setbacks, apparently my ego is still intact. I may have also applied for a position as a nurse, it's all kind of a blur.

In other news, good for him.

8 comments:

Ken Church said...

You applied to be Gerald Ford's sponge nurse?

mattfite said...

you know one thing that bill o'reilly gets right? comments should be pithy.

Ken Church said...

I prefer more of a Jon Stewart approach.

mattfite said...

i do too. now, if only you knew someone that could help with that...

Chandle said...

Yeah for Bill Gates! I read this great book called "The World is Flat" by Thomas Friedman. He said the Gates Foundation polled scientist for the top third-world problems, and gave 250 million to the 14 best proposals: making vaccines that don't need to be refrigerated, genetically modified plants that have all the vitamins and minerals for good nutrition and so on. Go him!

La said...

Matt! boy, you is crazy! and ken church is funny! Gerald Ford's sponge nurse? ha! That tickles me. Good luck on getting the world's richest man to hire you. That would be such a sweet gig. I am so in love with what the Gates Foundation is doing. And Warren Buffet just gave them OODLES of more money to carry out this amazing mission. I hope you get to be a part of it. :-) Cheers!

La said...

P.S. love the pink-scape of your blog.

mattfite said...

oh great. i can't get a new job, and ken has a fan club... will the injustice ever end?